Sports 4 Dorks

Go ahead and put this creamy dollop of man love on top of your Monday morning NBA sunday, courtesy of Lipsome123: “This is on ESPN’s NBA page right now, with the caption ‘David West’s big-game effort put the Hornets one win away.’ I wonder how he feels about Devean George’s big-game? Oh that was too […]

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I guess this must be the week for uncovering unintentionally hilarious Larry Bird commercials from the 80s. Check out this spot for the American Heart Association starring Larry Legend and the creepiest heart doctor you’ll ever see. Who knew working on alternatives to bypass surgery could win you a place on Bird’s pesonal All-Star Team.
And […]

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Because Rafer Alston heart’s Carl Landry’s toothless face.

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Jameer Nelson and Maurice Evans: I’ve said over and over this season that guard play was going to doom. Well, after the first two games of the Raptors-Magic series, I was left enjoying the salty taste of my own foot. But no more. Nelson (6 points, 2-for-8, 5 fouls) and Evans (zero points, 0-for-3, zero […]

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Cleveland
at Washington, Game 6 
Let’s start by trying to understand the ridiculousness that
comes from a player giving a two-handed shove to another player who is soaring
prone in mid-air, another player grabbing a guard in mid-air by the neck and
throwing him to the ground, and neither misdeed resulting in a suspension.
And, yet, this
does. Drink in that disconnect. […]

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Ah, predictions. You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.
But let’s do. Here’s how BDL sees things unfolding in the Hornets-Spurs Western Conference Semifinals …
Kelly Dwyer: You’ll hear a lot of this today: "I’m done with picking against ____." And the blank spot is usually filled with either one of these two teams, […]

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Ah, predictions. You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. But let’s do. Here’s how BDL sees things unfolding in the Pistons-Magic Eastern Conference Semifinals …
Kelly Dwyer: This is going to be a first quarter series. Not only that, but I have this weird feeling that — though I have this thing […]

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A look around the league and the web that covers it. It’s also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren’t always listed in order of importance. That’s for you, dear reader, to figure out.
C: NBA.com. Darius Songaila has been suspended one-game for getting tangled with LeBron. This is so wrong.PF: […]

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Garbage Time All-Stars is by Mark Haven Britt
and Josh Frankel: two cartoonists, illustrators and basketball fans.
GTAS post a new NBA comic on Ball Don’t Lie every Friday, but for more
wit and drawings check out garbagetimeallstars.com. Also, you can buy Mark’s critically-acclaimed graphic novel, Full Color, at Amazon.

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Sonics rook Kevin Durant addresses the media after being presented with the 2007-08 T-Mobile Rookie of the Year. What’s he sayin’? Best caption and/or KD mini-speech wins a Bowflex® SelectTech weight set.
After the jump, Ray Allen chats with Mike Bibby.
Winner, Emperor S:Ray: "You get your car back from that fake pimp-your-ride scam?"Bibby: "Whatever, […]

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