Sports 4 Dorks

I guess this must be the week for uncovering unintentionally hilarious Larry Bird commercials from the 80s. Check out this spot for the American Heart Association starring Larry Legend and the creepiest heart doctor you’ll ever see. Who knew working on alternatives to bypass surgery could win you a place on Bird’s pesonal All-Star Team.

And here I thought Larry hated doctors…

Random update: Here’s an imaginary starting five for the Larry Bird honorary All-Stars: Creepy heart doctor guy, Kenny Rogers, the person who invented the bathroom door baby hanger, the man (and I know it was a man) who came up with the idea of equipping a car with a flamethrower, and this dude.