Sports 4 Dorks

Second round action of our completely pointless, albeit oddly entertaining, BDL Bedlam Tournament.
Thanks to your help, we’ve compiled a list of 64 things that you may or
may not love about the NBA, seeded them into four regions and created a Madness-like bracket. Today
we’ll unveil the first eight match-ups of the second round. Voting will
remain open until late Tuesday night.

Our final second-round match-up of the West Region: No. 2 seed Hubie Brown vs. No. 10
seed Knicks "point guard" Zach Randolph. In the first round, Hubie blew his nose in Craig Sager’s handkerchief, while Randolph walked circles around big ol’ Eddy Curry. Another look at the nominees:

No. 2 Hubie Brown: You’re still Hubie Brown. You look scary in HD,
but you’re trying to win the Ball Don’t Lie Bedlam tournament. You did
some great coaching in the league, not to mention winning two Coach of
the Year awards over 25 years apart. Now you’ve got the chance, thanks
to your excellent work in the broadcast booth, to walk away with this entire
tournament. Your upside is through the roof.

No. 10 Zach Randolph, point guard: Worst. BEST. Basketball possession. Ever.

So, who makes it through to the Sweet Sixteen? What crazy cat do you love more? Vote away.

Click here (and scroll down) to see and vote on all of the BDL Bedlam second round match-ups.