Sports 4 Dorks

A look around the league and the web that covers it. It’s also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren’t always listed in order of importance. That’s for you, dear reader, to figure out.

C: From Deep. Is Mickael Gelebale’s hair — and the few beads he has in it — a danger to opponents?
PF: Odenized. Watch this intoxicating Nate Robinson crossover that leaves Steve Blake inebriated.
SF: Dallas News. Putting together an all-time All-Mavs team. Roy Tarpley not included.
SG: Basketbawful. A look back at los worst of the weekendo.
PG: Florida Today. Dwight Howard is frustrated with all of this floppin’ nonsense.
6th: Frye’s Blog. Channing sounds excited that Kevin Johnson is running for the mayor of Sacramento.
7th: The Wages of Wins Journal. How good is Brent Barry? Find out!
8th: Washington Post, via Mr. I. Ivan Carter calls the Wizards’ Verizon Center vibe "pathetic."
9th: The X’s and O’s. Video evidence of Chauncey Billups shredding the Bulls weak man defense.
10th: The Sports Hernia. Oh, looks like I was wrong. "Chaos erupted in America West Arena yesterday as Shaquille O’Neal
crashed into the Phoenix crowd, instantly killing 12 and injuring 37
unlucky fans. Sources say two young boys are still missing …"