Sports 4 Dorks

See if this doesn’t shake you to your core:

UPDATE: Ugh. The NBA or Spurs must have pulled the videos down. Sorry, folks.

Yes, Bruce Bowen reenacting a montage from Flashdance as part of some Spurs’ charity event. Shudder.

And there’s more from where that came from! If you can stomach it, here’s Tim Duncan in Jersey Boys, Robert Horry in The Sound of Music, and Tony Parker and his wifey Eva Longoria in Grease. That last one gave me an ulcer.

But hey, one question: where’s Matt Bonner’s Moulin Rouge? (UPDATE: Bonner did Annie!)

[via 100% Injury Rate]