Sports 4 Dorks

Football season is over in Washington (sorry, mate), so this means that the
Washington Post’s Dan Steinberg can devote more attention to the NBA’s
nuttiest team.

Yesterday, he
went into great detail regarding a vets vs. youngsters scrimmage that ended
Wizards practice, including some choice quotes (and pictures) of DeShawn
"the Locksmith" Stevenson. Steinz also followed up on a visual comparison
between Oleksiy Pecherov and a beloved television icon that was actually first
pointed out by Chicago Bulls color commentator Stacey King a few months ago.

Then there’s this.
And I don’t know what to think about it. 

The Locksmith has a GIANT flippin’ "2" tattoo on his back,
that’s his number (thankfully), and it looks like it was formed by both dollar
signs and snakeskin in equal parts, and drawn by M.C. Escher.

It also means that Stevenson can never play for Boston,
Philadelphia (according to Wikipedia, "never
officially retired, but taken out of circulation"), Chicago (Norm Van Lier put
a curse on #2 because it was never retired, and it should be retired), Detroit,
Milwaukee, or Sacramento; because I think giant back tattoos count as retired
numbers in the NBA.